May 2013
dancingloki:
thetimeladywhostoletheimpala:
you-should-be-studying:
I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.
The Supernatural fandom is trying the same thing with Gabriel.
Hey, it worked for the Sherlock Holmes fandom back in 1903, why shouldn’t it work for us?
sweetguts:
almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
bluhbluhhugedork:
COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
bakuraryou:
i believe in equality, if we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well
zombikki:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
amydentata:
mercury-aqua-rhapsody:
grimdarkthroes:
no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!
no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!
no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!
Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!
I remember saying the same thing in high school and getting...
Bible's Broken xD
Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River Tam: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um...
Book: What?
River Tam: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense.
Book: No, no. You-you-you can't...
River Tam: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.
Book: Really?
River Tam: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.
Book: River, you don't fix the Bible.
River: It's broken. It doesn't make sense.
Book: It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you.
fat-and-pretentious:
genuinelycornflakes:
I don’t know which is worse
Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity
or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it
what if it stops the day you die. like you watch the final episode and you smile, knowing your life was well lived and you just let...
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
“Humility is not thinking less of yourself; it’s thinking of yourself less.”
– C.S. Lewis (via jasjuliet)
I think many people need to understand the difference. (via der-kapitaen)
worldaccordingtofangirls:
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
drdavidbrinner:
drdavidbrinner:
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was...
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
“It is important you don’t turn it into a fanfest. We can’t make this all about...”
– Moffat on not having any Classic Who Doctors on the 50th anniversary special. (X)
I’m not even that invested in DW, but now I’m mad for so many of its fans. I’m trying to liken it to what would happen if, say, he tried to pull this kind of shit with the Sherlock Holmes franchise and I just… I can’t...
